snore...zzzzzzzz

Wh-where am I? Oh, yeah, I'm on my bug planet. We were talking about pillows, right? No, no, we're talking 'bout grasshoppers. Anyway, grasshoppers are big. One's about 2 and a half inches long. They hop on grass. Gasum and Jordan from my classroom like to kill grasshoppers. Once Luca found a grasshopper and I released it on an aloe vera leaf. Gasum and Jordan urged me to toss it in the air. And then Jordan gave the leaf a flick. I was horrified and turned on Jordan until he spoke calmly to me: "It's still on there." I looked closely and saw the grasshopper, hanging onto the bottom of the leaf with four legs. Two were dangling off.