Don't use ANYTHING that's green!!!!

OK, OK, don't use anything that's green. Don't even wear something green because there's a swarm of locusts coming in. "Bz-z-z-z-z!" Hear that? Eek! I'm naked! They ate my green shirt! OK, I need to take a break to put on another shirt.

That's better. They devour everything that's green. I can't believe it! They even chewed up the cover of my notebook and that was made out of cardboard! Does anybody have any idea how bugs eat cardboard? If so, put it in the comment section.